Well…as Santa says on Christmas morning – that’s a WRAP!!!
Another year in the books, and we at SSI are very thankful for our blessings. You, our clients, are most important to us, and, as always, our #1 priority is to make YOUR job EZier! We strive for efficiency and accuracy for you and for our industry.
To that end, our 2025 Software Update has been released and contains enhancements that will short‐cut processes, resolve emerging issues with the oil and gas industry, and provide the reporting requirements needed to make informed and educated decisions for the future. For your reading pleasure, enjoy our Enhancement List, showcasing all the software gifts we’re offering in this Release!
How can you find the Enhancement List? It’s EZ access from your main SSI Home screen. Click on the right side of your Home screen – Release Enhancements – and see a list of all the great things we’ve done for the 2025 Release. Short and sweet, EZ reading snippets of information for features and benefits to let you know about processes you can implement that will make YOUR job EZier! And we’re here to help with the implementation, if needed. Visit our website and make a HelpDesk request. We can answer questions or set up a scheduled time to help you implement those more detailed enhancements.
But today it’s time for some fun and laughter. Put on your ugliest Christmas sweater…some of us were able to find some pretty ugly ones!!!...and enjoy the HOLLY‐days!
Dad jokes, Christmas edition!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Does it smell like carrots out here?
Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots? He was caught picking his nose.
What’s big and jolly and says. OH, OH, OH? Santa Claus walking backwards.
What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed? A cookie sheet!!
How much does Santa pay for parking? Nothing! It’s on the HOUSE.
What’s the most POPULAR Christmas wine? “But I don’t LIKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!”
A gingerbread man went to the doctor complaining about his sore knee. “A sore knee?” the doctor said. “Have you tried icing it”?
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The WHO.
How did the ornament know she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No‐ EL.
King Rudolph the Red said to his wife – “it’s going to rain”. To which she replied – “how do you know?” King Rudolph the Red answered – “Rudolph the Red KNOWs RAIN, DEAR!”
How is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!! HO! HO! HO! From your friends at SSI! We hope you have a great holiday season, an EZ year‐end and a profitable 2025!!!
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